nipplecunt:

Why don’t porn websites end in .cum?

(via passionatesexx)

Reblog if you REALLY need a good fuck right now

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these-times-shall-pass:

relatable posts on your dash!
wordsmatty:

saythankyoumaster:

Peer pressure.

I can never not reblog this!
just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference
companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.
bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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